It's Baby- Making Time!

A card game involving babies, hacksaws, leprosy, and death by boobs.

It's a game about making babies that has absolutely nothing to do with the fine art of baby making. Intrigued?

HURRY THE BABY IS COMING!
SIGN UP TO GET THE LAUNCH DAY DEAL! 
IT’S FAST, HILARIOUS,... AND PLAYED WITH OR WITHOUT PANTS!
VIDEO HERE

THE OBJECT OF THE GAME:

BE THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A BABY!

BABIES CAN HAVE A MONKEY BODY, A LIZARD HEAD, ALIEN ARMS, ROBOT LEGS AND A BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN PRESIDENT BABY DIAPER.

( IT DOESN' T MATTER - UGLY BABIES NEED LOVE TOO.) 

SOUNDS EASY RIGHT?
HOWEVER...
YOUR OPPONENTS WILL TRY TO HACKSAW OFF YOUR BABY'S LEGS, STEAL THEM IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT OR SNATCH THEM RIGHT FROM UNDER YOU.
UMMM... OK, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
DID WE MENTION...
...LEPROSY, ORPHANAGES, AND MUZZLES?
(THOSE ARE ALL BAD BTW.)
WTF?
MAKING BABIES IS DANGEROUS. DON'T WORRY YOU CAN USE PROTECTION.
ANYWAY...
… TO WIN THE GAME, GET ALL YOUR BABY PARTS, PUT A DIAPER ON YOUR BABY AND PRAY NO ONE PLAYS DEATH BY BOOB!

CONGRATS!

IT’S A… WINNER!

BE THE FIRST TO MAKE A BABY AND WIN THE GAME. THAT'S IT. SIMPLE.
A HELPFUL TIP:
THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE A BABY PLAYING WITH YOURSELF.
(SO IT'S BEST TO FIND A FRIEND.) 

REAL TESTIMONIALS  

"As a baby myself, I am happy there is finally a game that gives us the attention we babies deserve."
-Baby Madison
Schenectady, NY
"This was the most disturbing game I have every played. I am a new mother and very offended. SHAME ON YOU!
-MY MOM
CHICAGO, IL
"The TRUMP expansion pack has the only cards you'll ever need. Pick it up, build a wall around it and worship me."
-BABY PREZ
WASHINGTON, DC
HURRY THE BABY IS COMING!
SIGN UP AND GET THE LAUNCH DAY DEAL! 
EXPANSION PACKS
PRESIDENT BABY

Do you want to make the most beautiful babies possible? Build a wall around your babies to protect them or trick your opponents by giving them fake news? Then make baby making great again with the President Baby expansion pack.

ADULTS ONLY

THE OUT OF CONTROL VERSION ONLY MOMMIES, DADDIES, DEGENERATES AND THOSE OK WITH GOING TO HELL CAN PLAY ONCE THE KIDDOS HAVE BEEN PUT TO BED.

BABY CLAUSE

Put the Holidays back in baby making with this special, limited edition Baby Clause expansion pack.

BACK US!
OPTION 1.
$20
THE ORIGINAL GAME
OPTION 2.
$28
THE ORIGINAL GAME
+
ONE EXTENSION PACK
OPTION 3.
$32
OPTION 4.
$40
HERE’S WHAT YOU GET FOR YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY:
ONE BOX
(WHICH IS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO STORE YOUR CARDS.)
ONE COMPLETE DECK WITH 134 BABY MAKING CARDS
ONE QUICK START INSTRUCTION BOOKLET
A FAMILY FUN STRATEGY GAME
HELP US MAKE THIS GAME MORE DISTURBING
We're crowdfunding because we can't stop thinking of babies. Babies with their heads chopped off. Cannibal babies eating other babies. Killer storks dropping babies.. you get it. So we figured, if we have all these awesome ideas, you guys probably have better!

Our Kickstarter backers will get the chance to help us define future baby cards, expansion packs and other evil things people can do to fake babies.